That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
Black people probs
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
Not only did they ruin the economy, they made sure none of us could afford college, homes or cars.
"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."
Y’all and these sexist, misogynistic, respectability politics drenched responses to Nicki Minaj’s album cover gotta GO! #DoBetter.
IM SAYING! She’s not the first to do this and not the last like 😒